I happened to stumble upon this very funny video with Sarah Silverman on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show.

I really wanted to play the song so I started to look for chords or tabs. There seems to be nothing out there so I decided to transcribe it myself.

Intro/verse

F Gm * 3
Bb C

Chorus

F

…………………………..C
I’m fucking Matt Damon

…………………………. … ..Bb
(She’s fucking Matt Damon)

……………………F
I’m sorry but it’s true

…………………………..C
I’m fucking Matt Damon

………………………………..Bb
(She’s fucking Matt Damon)

………………………..F
I’m not imagining it’s you

F (one octave up)

I’m fucking Matt Damon

Dm
on the bed

……….Am
on the floor

…………………….Bb
on a towel by the door

.
in a tub

… ….. C
in the car

………………….. F
up against the minibar